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一、校园幽默1

1．He Knows The Answer1

2．An Essential Correction2

3．I Don't Feel Like Getting Into An Argument3

4．Too Many Crabs4

5．Class Is Over5

6．4－4＝？6

7．Plagiarism7

8．Virtue8

9．Difference9

10．Flunking Math10

11．Prepare Yourself11

12．Alexander The Great12

13．The Right Leg13

14．Our Tails14

15．Good Intentions15

16．Say Sir16

17．An Abstract Noun17

18．I Am My Father18

19．The Swimmer19

20．Tow Cows20

21．Nouns21

22．An Absolute Zero22

23．Overcrowded Moon23

24．Typing24

25．Homework25

26．Copying26

27．Someone Is Going To Get A Real Walloping27

28．Oxygen28

29．Water29

30．Three Reasons30

31．A Bad Tooth31

32．Two Birds32

33．Fish Net33

34．"Mixed Doubles"34

35．I Don't Know35

36．When Was Rome Built36

37．The Longest And The Shortest37

38．A Funny Dialogue38

39．Patriotism39

40．Against Expectation40

41．I'm Waiting For My Secretary41

42．Real Play42

43．Warning43

44．Ground Rules44

45．All Except The Music45

46．The Fat Girl's Jealousy46

47．You Married My Mom47

48．Arctic Explorer48

二、家庭幽默49

49．The Most Horrific Book49

50．The Same Service50

51．What Is A Traitor51

52．Which Woman52

53．Dying After Lying-in53

54．Who Is This54

55．The Result Of A Promise55

56．Drunk56

57．The Father And His Son57

58．Jim's History Examination58

59．Who Is The Laziest59

60．I'm All Right60

61．Jesus's Television61

62．I Got An A In Math62

63．Compliment63

64．To Buy A Video64

65．I Caught Every Step65

66．Sharing The Apples66

67．Thank Goodness67

68．Conduct And Courtesy68

69．Comparison69

70．Thinking Back70

71．A Way To Identify The Twin71

72．The Cost Of A Marriage72

73．Persistence73

74．S.O.B74

75．Part-time Job75

76．Frozen Marble76

三、夫妻幽默77

77．The Third One77

78．I Don't Know Her78

79．No Chance In The Daytime79

80．Imitation80

81．An Old Couple's Quarrel81

82．Bedtime Prayers82

83．What Happened Thirty Years Ago83

84．A White Lie84

85．Investigation Report85

86．Do As You Do86

87．A Never Finished Job87

88．They've Disappeared88

89．The Speaker89

90．A Pledge90

91．To Patch The Hole91

92．I'm Accustomed To The High Pitch92

93．Someday They Will Be On Fire93

94．Understanding94

95．An Elderly Couple95

96．Key To The Success96

97．Home Economics97

98．Relative By Marriage98

99．Who Were The Other Two99

100．Bring Me A Glass Of Milk100

101．Ear Short101

102．Hypnotism102

103．Things Have Been Okay103

104．What Are The Two Words104

105．Children's Faults105

106．I Have His Ear In My Pocket106

107．A Family Quarrel107

108．Praise108

109．Jealousness109

110．Nothing New110

111．Gardening Gloves111

112．The Perfectionist112

113．A Good Boy113

114．Who Is That Woman114

四、生活幽默115

115．Only One Eye To Settle On115

116．Somebody116

117．A Definition117

118．We Are Far Apart118

119．The Same Language119

120．Is He Better120

121．I Failed To See You121

122．I'll See To The Rest122

123．New Discovery123

124．Camera124

125．Nest And Hair125

126．Midway Tactics126

127．Patience127

128．A Trip To Disney128

129．Twin Lobsters129

130．I Had Forgotten Who It Was130

131．My Husband Just Came In131

132．Prediction132

133．To Learn French133

134．Dumas134

135．You Are Paying For It135

136．Two Pounds Plums136

137．I Hope So137

138．Boxing And Running138

139．What's Going To Be139

140．Wood Fire140

141．I Want Her To Go Nuts141

142．I Can't Raise It Any Longer142

143．The Doctor Lives Downstairs143

144．Present For Girlfriend144

145．To Bear False Witness145

146．Twenty Dollars146

147．Regret147

148．You Are Not Forgetting My Bill，Are You148

149．A Birthday Present149

150．Two Cross Eyed Men150

151．Charge More151

152．Blind Date152

153．Today It Is Worse153

154．Excited Remarks154

155．Early Shopper155

156．A Smart Housewife156

157．Wedding157

158．An Interview158

159．A New Drug159

160．Raccoons160

161．Hospitality161

162．This Is My Seat162

163．The Mean Man's Party163

164．Cat And Mice164

165．Answer According To The Facts165

166．That Would Be Much Worse166