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Stammering Parrot/结巴鹦鹉1

Flight Insurance/飞行保险3

I Am Not A Bear/我不是熊6

The Chimney Smokes/我家烟囱有时也倒烟9

Three Drunks/三个醉汉12

That s Only A Mirror/只是一面镜子14

Going To The Sun During The Nignt/夜间到太阳上去16

Why Haven t You Put Your Trousers On?/为什么你没有穿裤子呢？19

The Bright Young Man/一个聪明伶俐的年轻人21

A Man Who Loves The Sound Of His Own Voice/一个喜欢夸夸其谈的人23

Tow Lights, Four Lights, One Light/两盏灯，四盖灯，一盏灯26

The Third Answer, The Correct Answer/第三个答案是正确的28

Two Soldiers/两个士兵31

Len s Cap/莱恩的帽子34

Peter Missed Again/彼特又没打上37

Why Take It Home/为什么要带回家40

Drinking Milk Is Dangerous/喝牛奶危险42

Mend Or Not?/修好了吗？45

Mick s New Fence/米克的新栅栏48

The Joke/笑话51

If I Don Do Anything Else/假如我没有其他事情可做53

A Forgetful Old Man/一个健忘的老人56

What Is The Name, please?/请问你叫什么名字？59

Mr．Johnson s First Travel By Air/约翰逊先生的首次空中旅行62

A Perfectly Calm Man/一个非常镇定自若的男子65

A Dream/一个梦68

Not The Only One/无独有偶71

A Walking-Stick/一个拐杖74

A Bad Memory/坏记性77

An Unexpected Result/出人意料的结果79

A Gross Deception/粗鄙的骗局82

Changeable/善变84

A Mean Person/吝啬鬼87

The Seventh Donkey/第七头毛驴90

The Vacation In Florida/在佛罗里达度假93

One Way Street/单行路96

Absent-Minded Father/心不在焉的父亲99

The Wrong Number/拨错号码的电话102

I d Like Another Doctor To Come And See Me/我想让另一位医生来见我105

The Doctor s Advice/医生的忠告108

A Stupid Thief/一个愚蠢的小偷111

Two Slices Aren t Enough/两片不够吃114

The Heavy Smoker/重瘾烟民117

The Professor s Lunch/教授的午餐120

No Hoe/没有锄头122

A Branch Office/分店124

A Forgetful Actor/健忘的演员126

Vacation/假期128

The Disease/疾病130

Something Cheaper/便宜的133

The Thieves/小偷136

The Front Door/前门139

A Forgetful Man/健忘141

Who Is He?/他是谁？143

On Time/准时145

Wonderful Science/令人惊叹的科技147

Six Answers/六个答案149

An Absent-minded Professor/糊涂教授151

Regret/后悔153

Brilliant Opinion/高见155

A Bargain/讨价157

The Preacher And The Snorer/牧师与瞌睡虫159

It s Unfair/不公平161

American Way Of Life/美国生活方式163

The Lawyer s Trick/律师的诡计165

Memory/记性168

The File/存档171

An Absent-Minded Professor/一个心不在焉的教授173

Judge And Cow/法官和牛175

A Piece Of Cheese/一块乳酪178

Not On The List/没在购物单内180

An Explanation Of Tardiness/迟到的原因182

I Was At The Office/我以为自己己经在办公室里了185

Proof（证明，证据，证件）/凭证187

Tickets/票189

My Young Looking Mother/我年轻的妈妈191

Three Boasters/三个自夸的人193

I Was So Far Back Already/我己经往回跑了这么远195

An Old Mother /“年老”的母亲197

Have Spent It All/钱都花掉了199

A“Blind”Taxi Driver/“瞎眼”的出租车司机202

The Secret To Sudden Wealth/暴富的秘诀204

A Baby Or A Monkey?/孩子还是猴子？206

It s Dangerous For Me/喝洒对我有害209

The Coach/教练211

Waiting To Make A Phone Call/等打电话214

No Private Phone Call/不许打私人电话216