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目录五味职场Pension 养老金1

Acid-core Solder 酸芯焊条2

Asked for the Position 求职3

An Appointment in Hell 一个地狱里的约会4

Help 救命5

An Explanation of Tardiness 迟到的原因6

Slipped 摔跤7

Destroy All Letters 销毁全部的文件8

You're Not Leaving a Vaccancy 你不会留下空缺的9

Miss the Last Train Back Home 赶不上火车10

Salary 工资11

各行各业Distraction 转移注意力12

Clean the Snow 扫雪13

Two Questions 两个问题14

August Is Worse than That 八月更糟15

He Went Bankrupt Twice 他破产了两次15

You Have Been Like a Daughtert to Me 对我而言你一直像个女儿16

Why Do You Sell It Now？ 你为什么现在才卖？16

There Might Be Someting to That Rumour 谣言可能有几分真实17

A Plam Reader 看手相的人17

Nobody Could Recognize You 没人能认得你了18

Atlantic or Pacific 大西洋还是太平洋19

Lion Tamer 驯狮员20

Cats Don't Like It 猫儿不喜欢它21

I'm Not a Gypsy 我不是吉普塞人22

The Climate Didn't Agree with Me 天气和我闹别扭22

He Is To Have No Special Privileges 他不会享有特权23

This Isn't My Table 这不是我的桌子23

You Are Not Forgetting My Bill，Are You？ 你没忘了你欠我的账吧？24

The Left leg orr The Right leg 左腿还是右腿25

Shave or Hai rcut？ 刮胡还是理发？26

I Am an Ordinary Citizen 我是一个普通公民27

The Guide 导游28

金钱与购物Wine Festival 酒节29

Supply with the Bicycle 随车附送30

Give or Take 给还是拿31

Wheel Barrow 手推车32

Before the Trouble Starts 在麻烦出现之前33

That's Your First Worry 这是你的第一个烦恼34

Can I Help You Madam？ 夫人，您买什么？35

A Newly Rich Lady 女暴发户36

One Good Turn Deserves Another 礼尚往来36

The Laundryman 洗衣店店主37

＄20 20美元38

The Very Latest Fashion 最流行的袜子39

The King's Brother 国王的兄弟40

Buy the Ticket 买票41

Accident 事故41

The Wife Knew How to Save Money 节俭的妻子42

Promise Yourself Something 给你自己一些承诺43

Selling House 卖房子44

Reason for Returning Books 退书的理由45

The Good Thing about It 它的好处45

The Shoes Are Not Comfortable 鞋子不舒服46

What Can We Do for You 我们能为你做什么46

What Was It She Wanted？ 她要买什么？47

警匪与交通How Can You Just Sit There？ 你怎么坐着不动呢？48

A Clear Conscience 问心无愧49

Quick Work “神速”的工作50

Train Sickness 晕车51

To Bear False Witness 作伪证52

Women s Fashion 妇女时尚53

Whatever the Pilot Is Drinking 驾驶员正喝着的东西53

I Am a Pickpocket 我是个扒手54

Two Cross-Eyed Men 两个斜眼的人54

This Is as Far as I Go 我最远只能到这里55

Signal 信号56

The Ran off Thief 逃跑的窃贼57

Do You Know My Work？ 你知道我是干什么的吗？58

Nobody Ever Died of Seasickness 没有人曾经因为晕船而死59

学校与体育Mi racle 奇迹60

How Did I Get up Here？ 我是怎么上来的呢？61

Who Was the First Man？ 谁是第一个男人？62

I Want to Go Home 我想回家63

Just Getting Ready to Go out 准备外出64

Alexander the G reat 亚历山大大帝65

Only Fools Are certain 只有笨蛋才对事情确定65

A London Fog 一场伦敦大雾66

The Romans Swan Across the Tiber 横渡台伯河的罗马士兵67

Why Should You Go to School？ 你为什么应当去学校？68

Say No 说“不”69

A Psychology Teacher 一位心理学教师70

Without Omitting Anything 什么都不要省掉71

But The Answers Have Changed 但答案已经变化了72

Climbing Mountains 登山73

Son，You'reWearingMyClothes 你穿了我的衣服，儿子74

孩子们Little Girl and the Woman Without Clothes 小姑娘与一丝不挂的女人75

She Is Looking for Me 她在找我76

God，Please Make Them Give Me a Big Box of Chocolate 上帝啊，请让他们给我一大盒巧克力77

The Place to Rain 下雨的地点78

I Thought You Were out 我以为你出去了79

Why Not Take Grandpa too？ 为什么不把爷爷也带去呢？79

I Did Not Have Time to Look at Them 我没时间看80

Olives 橄榄81

A Clever Son 一个聪明的儿子82

I Am the Maid 我是女仆83

Cowboy 牛仔84

She Was Not Amused 她不觉得有趣86

Paddy 帕蒂87

Puberty 青春期88

WatchtheDoor 看门89

Da-Da 爸爸90

Works Every Time 每次都灵验90

I Know You Would do that 我知道你会那样做的91

Whose Baby？ 谁的婴儿？92

军营趣事Two Sailors 两个水兵93

The Only Way You Will Save Your Life 惟一救你的命的办法94

Ice 冰块96

For Proper Load Balance 为保持负载平衡而设98

Twins 双胞胎99

Bill 比尔100

Hot qutside 外面这么热101

Change Clothes 换衣服102

I Didn't Know that I Was So Far Back Already！ 我想不到已经往回跑了这么远103

Medically Examine 体格检查104

Visual Training 视力训练105

老人妙语Our Tails 我们的尾巴106

Hruuy！ 快点106

I Can't Throwthat Far 我扔不了那么远107

He Had a Hat 他刚才戴着一顶帽子108

Stop the Car 停车109

Mrs Jones Loved Driving Very Fast 开快车的琼斯太太110

Umberella 雨伞111

Shooting Bears 猎熊114

Peter's Uncle 彼得的叔叔115

I Don't Like Airplanes 我不喜欢飞机116

Tell Me When We Get There 我们到那站时，请告诉我117

I Haven't Got A Dog 我没养狗118

I Still Cannot 我还是不行119

愚人酒鬼Press Down 向下按120

I'll Show You the Cancellation 我把取消单拿给你们看121

I Must Have Smoked My Key 我肯定是把钥匙当香烟吸掉了121

Bug Glasses 买眼镜122

Stupid Question 愚蠢的问题122

Where The Ladies'Lavatory？ 女厕所在哪？123

You're The First One Who Explained It 你是第一个说明这件事的人123

Red for Danger 红色危险124

I Think I Am Late 我想我迟到了125

You Are in the Back Seat 你坐在后座125

You Haven't Killed Anyone，Have you？ 你没有杀人，是吧？126

A Riddle 一个谜语127

Special Number 幸运数字128

Sell The Horse 卖马129

Only small Fish 只要小鱼130

Fire！Fire！ 火！火！131

Fisher Man 垂钓人132

医生病人My Husband Doesn't Smoke 我先生不吸烟133

I Think I'm Catching a Cold 我想我是感冒了133

I've Swallowed a Horse，Doctor 我吞下了一匹马，大夫134

This Is a Stick up 这是抢动135

It's Not Me 不是我135

I Must Still Be Safe 我一定还安全136

Retired Stockbroker 退休证券经纪人136

I Don't Like My Neighbors 我不喜欢我的邻居137

Did You Want To Tell Me Something？ 你想告诉我什么吗？138

Losing Weight 减肥139

You Are Not Drinking Enough Water 你喝水不够140

Losing Weight 减肥140

A Cure For a Headache 治疗头痛141

家庭乐事Napoleon Was Ⅲ 拿破仑病了142

Dinner 晚饭143

A Barking Wife 汪汪叫的妻子143

Sorry，You Have the Wrong Number 对不起，你打错了144

I Am so Glad We Decided Not to Choose It 我真高兴没选那套房子145

Christmas Card 圣诞卡146

I Hope She Isn't Shopping 我希望她不是在购物147

A Better Man 一个好一点儿的男人147

What Is a Traitor？ 什么叫叛徒148

Musical Ability 音乐天才148

Lost Way 迷路149

Ten Children 十个孩子150

Glasses 眼镜151

Mouse-trap 捕鼠器152

Where Are You Going This Evening？ 你今晚要到哪里去？153

Spend His Money！ 花他的钱！154

A Useful Lesson 有益的教训155

A Girl Just Like Mother 和母亲一样的女孩156

A Potato Farmer 种马铃薯的农夫157

男男女女This Is The First Time I Got All the Details 这是我第一次得知所有细节158

I Think I'd Rather Have Cash 我想我宁愿要现金159

A Private Conversation 一次私人谈话159

Elizabeth 伊丽莎白160

“Find That Woman and Stop Her”“ 找到那女人并阻止她”161

Tried Not to Be too Late 努力不迟到162

The First One That Is Really Yours 第一个真正属于你的东西163

New Owners of the Flat 公寓新房房客165

I Am Acting Like a Lady 我要表现得像个淑女166

I Am on My Honey Moon 我正在度蜜月166

An Inexpensive Bouquet of Flowers 一束便宜的鲜花167

I Had Forgotten Who It Was 我忘了那人是谁167

可爱动物Duck and Vegetables 鸭子与蔬菜168

A Small Talking Dog 一只会说话的小狗169

Two Pigs 两头猪170

Delicious！ 美味极了170

I Thought You Were A Bird 我原以为你是一只鸟171

What Time is the funeral？ 葬礼何时举行？171

Looking for Cat 寻猫172

This Isn't Blackie！ 不是小黑！173

Mouse in the Zoo 动物园的老鼠174

语言文化Greek 希腊语175

The Irish aren't stupid 爱尔兰人没那么蠢176

The Clever Cook 厨子的机智177

The Indian Who Could Foretell the Weather 能预报天气的印第安人178

Ancestors 祖先179

Fight A Duel 决斗180

Mushrooms 蘑菇181

名人与艺术家A Life for a Life 一命偿一命182

King Frederick 腓特烈大帝183

Artist 画家184

Dumas 仲马185

Shaw Refuses to Attend a Wedding 萧伯纳拒绝参加婚礼的一封信186

After the Elections 在大选后188

Mark Twain 马克·吐温189

A Rich Father 一个阔爸爸190

A Wonderful Sunset 美妙的日落191