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1．Clever Black Hens1

2．A Good Deed1

3．The Teacher's Notation2

4．Heat and Cold2

5．It Doesn't Matter3

6．Dead or Alive?4

7．Wonderful Science5

8．The Weight5

9．God Said6

10．A Parrot7

11．Horrible Stories7

12．The Pot Died8

13．They Are in My Hand9

14．He's Broken My Toy10

15．The Third Chicken11

16．My Father Is Speaking11

17．Yes,Sir12

18．The Excuse13

19．Say That to Herself13

20．A Liar14

21．A Good Child14

22．The Professor's Lunch15

23．How Old Are You?16

24．The Only Cake17

25．The Lost Ring17

26．Who Knows?18

27．The Exact Length19

28．Stick the Stamp on Yourself20

29．An Umbrella20

30．Are Flies Good to Eat?21

31．Was It a Horse?22

32．The Best and the Poorest22

33．Six Answers to One Problem23

34．The Look of the Letter G24

35．The Location of the Nile24

36．Did You Put Out the Light?24

37．It's Because25

38．Do You Know Music?25

39．Heavier26

40．He Didn't Help Me26

41．Six and Four Are26

42．A Polite Boy27

43．5-2=?27

44．What Did I Do in School Today?28

45．The Queerest Thing29

46．She Understands29

47．The Barber's Explanation30

48．No Wonder30

49．Just Helpless31

50．Buying Bread32

51．Pleased to Meet You33

52．An Absent-minded Professor34

53．But You Have Got One34

54．Why Was He Angry?35

55．I'd Look Even Sillier36

56．The Same36

57．I,You and She37

58．A Race38

59．A Nautical Mile and a Mile39

60．I Just Want to Make Sure89

61．I Don't Know Where I'm Going40

62．The Bet41

63．The Bait42

64．Peter's Answer42

65．The Meaning of Having a New Baby43

66．Rain44

67．Mrs.Williams and Mice45

68．Not So Easy45

69．"I"or"Eye"46

70．Not for Today47

71．That's Just the Trouble47

72．A Dirtier Hand48

73．Honesty49

74．No Charge for the Luggage50

75．Look Out50

76．Mistaken51

77．Too Drunk52

78．Tom Saw a Tiger53

79．The King and the Critic53

80．Tommy and Olives54

81．A Careless Professor55

82．Mosquitoes with Lanterns56

83．A Funnier Story57

84．Mother or Father57

85．Out They Go58

86．A Spider in the Paper59

87．Too Poor59

88．Not a Penny More60

89．A Picture of Police and Robber61

90．Ten Years'Work62

91．The Father of All Things62

92．Hit Him Again63

93．He Prefers64

94．The Clever Cock65

95．Moving Pictures66

96．She Wants to Keep Them66

97．But I Must Find It67

98．To Lie or to Be Polite68

99．Who's That Strange Man?69

100．A Polite Robber70

101．I Know You Would70

102．Shorter Hours71

103．For Something Undone72

104．A Sign72

105．Asking the Way73

106．Ten Years Younger74

107．The Shape of the Earth74

108．My Feet Won't Fit75

109．A Piece of Advice75

110．On and Off76

111．An English Boy in Spain76

112．The Farmhand and the Landlord77

113．Shouting His Prayers78

114．Who Is the Printer?79

115．A Man in My Bed80

116．Don't Worry81

117．Constancy82

118．More82

119．A Gift83

120．The Products83

121．I Really Had to84

122．Take a Chance85

123．The Colour of the Traffic-lights85

124．A Barking Dog Does Not Bite86

125．The Stranger and the Schoolmaster87

126．I Wasn't Listening88

127．A Fly in the Soup89

128．Not Necessary89

129．Honesty90

130．Unexpected90

131．Ladies First91

132．The Subject of My Essay91

133．Please Kick!92

134．I Used Them to Patch the Hole92

135．I Don't Have the Time93

136．Cut the Legs off the Bed94

137．An Evidence95

138．The Plural of Child95

139．Fools Multiply Fast96

140．Necessary Hole96

141．They've Done Their Best97

142．A Proof97

143．You Must Have a Walking Stick98

144．What's His Number?99

145．At the End100

146．Wonderful Machine100

147．The Fool101

148．Three and Three Hundred101

149．They Know Everything102

150．The Way to the Hospital102

151．The New Teacher103

152．Clever or Stupid?103

153．A Polite Horse104

154．Nothing to Nothing105

155．At the Barber's105

156．Training a Dog to Bark106

157．The Man Running after the Bus106

158．Regret107

159．I Don't Hope You'll Be Late108

160．Who Is He?108

161．Wife and Dog109

162．Peas110

163．White Hair110

164．A Nickel and Two Dimes111

165．This Is Some Foolish Person111

166．A Pair of Wrong Shoes112

167．How Many Lights Were There?113

168．Better Sold than Given114

169．Answering the Phone115

170．Two Vagrants115

171．On the Field of Battle116

172．They Never Stop116

173．That Will Cost Me More117

174．Brilliant Opinion118

175．Boy and Grown-up118

176．Dense Fog119

177．I'm Not Having It All Cut Off120

178．Who Shall I Blame?121

179．On Shooting121

180．Saying Good-bye122

181．Husband and Son123

182．Which of You Hears Me First?124

183．The Rich and the Learned125

184．The Float125

185．Whom Do You Believe?126

186．Who Is Fooled?127

187．The Cat That Caused a Wedding127

188．Did You Hear128

189．I'd Better Come Later129

190．What Happened in 1812?129

191．Who Was the First Man?130

192．A Call130

193．The Sheep and the Money131

194．The Pen132

195．A Forgetful Man132

196．What If He Does No Wrong Again?133

197．Who Is a Miser?133

198．Joe Richards'Birthday134

199．How Much Is This One?135

200．The Present136

201．If I Was in It137

202．Who Cheated?138

203．The Dumb Speaks139

204．Two Trips140

205．Go through the Monkey Mountain141

206．Too Clever142

207．A Dance Teacher143

208．We Have Caught Three of Them144

209．Offer Choice145

210．Invention145

211．May I Look at the Book Again?146

212．At the Box Office147

213．The Call of the Child147

214．An Apple and an Onion148

215．Flying Age148

216．He Didn't Notice It149

217．The Bathroom Singer149

218．A Sad Story150

219．My Horse Eats Fish151

220．Quick Thinking152

221．That's Easy153

222．Mark Twain and the Old Man154

223．The Closest Answer155

224．The Woman Knew Everything155

225．The Carter's Light158

226．100 Percent159

227．What Do You Eat First?160

228．Why Be Fired?160

229．A Good Guesser161

230．What Is It Made from?161

231．All Changed162

232．Disturbing162

233．Congratulation163

234．A History Examination164

235．A Grazing Cow164

236．Tit for Tat165

237．The Shopkeeper's Journey165

238．Mr.Baker In Trouble?169

239．Poor Sidney171

240．Saving Up for Shoes174

241．Happiness175

242．The First Things to Do176

243．The Most Obedient176

244．For the Owner177

245．Six or Eleven178

246．A Strange Place178

247．The Secret of Success179

248．A Bargain180

249．A Considerate Son180

250．Not for a Fight181

251．An Expensive Idea182

252．Qualified or Not183

253．The Embarrassing Surname184

254．A Long—cherished Wish184

255．Not for This185

256．The Hint186

257．No Hoe186

258．I Just Keep Seeing My Daddy!187

259．Different Times188

260．The Preacher and the Snorer188

261．The Secret of Long Life189

262．How Much More Do I Owe You?190

263．Branch office191

264．You've Hit It191

265．Is Your Wife Home Now?192

266．The Front Door193

267．Too Late193

268．It's Closed194

269．In an Awkward Situation195

270．To Make a Good Impression195

271．Sucker196

272．At a Dry Cleaner's197

273．A Trick That Never Fails197

274．She's on the Roof198

275．A Bad Foot199

276．How Could I Answer?200

277．Dig a Bigger Hole at the Bottom201

278．In a Maths Class202

279．My Father Wouldn't Like That202

280．Many Things in Common203

281．At Your Service203

282．How Much Is It?204

283．Taken for a Ride205

284．Jack Didn't Know Napoleon Was Ill206

285．A Shave or a Haircut?207

286．It's Unfair208

287．A Pretty Carpet208

288．I'm Qualified at Last209

289．Just Helpless210

290．How Did I Get Up Here?211

291．The First Volunteer212

292．On a Train213

293．The Letter-box Key214

294．Saving and Moan215

295．Somebody with Imagination216

296．Money Problem217

297．A Note218

298．What Had He Been Smuggling?219

299．A Lucky Day220

300．It's Terribly Noisy Down Stairs221

301．It's Not Worthwhile to Do So222

302．Asking for Trouble223

303．Whose Fault224

304．Sweet Wine225

305．Missending226

306．He Couldn't Swim the Atlantic227

307．A Clear Conscience228

308．The Loss Outweighs the Gain229

309. Always Have to Stand230

310．Single-minded230

311．A Dentist and a Patient231

312．Loving Couples232

313．An Imaginative Wife232

314．Not Even a Minute233

315．Kind-hearted234

316．Really Worried235

317．Illegible Writing235

318．Falling236

319．Tom Wanted to Buy Reading237

320．A Sly Parrot238

321．A Forgetful Actor239

322．Seeing a Doctor240

323．Herman's Trouble240

324．A Mural241

325．An Avid Football Fan or Not242

326．Women Live Longer Than Men243

327．Being in Bank or Zoo243

328．An Unexcepted Gift244

329．A Wonderful Computer Scale245

330．A Witty Reply246

331．Marking the Spot246

332．No Escape247

333．A Birthday Present249

334．Here I Am Again250

335．I Never Listen251

336．A Clever Painter252

337．A Pair of Odd Shoes253

338．Everything But the Door Is There254

339．Drinking for My Friend255

340．Ask for a Job256

341．Amputation257

342．You Might Have Forgotten257

343．It's Mother Who Broke It258

344．Hat Off258

345．The Bull's Milk259

346．A Drinker's Success261

347．He Looks like a Monkey262

348．Churchill and His Speech263

349．A Friend to My House264

350．Two Sailors265

351．A Driver at the Court266

352．The Rich Man's Sons267

353．April Fool269

354．Aren't You His Father?270

355．Fully Prepared271

356．That's My Bag271

357．It Couldn't Be Worse272

358．A Boy in the Letter-box273

359．Older Hair273

360．Glasses274

361．A Disappointing Visit274

362．"On Time"Person275

363．Taking a Taxi276

364．Passage Six276

365．Something Really Special277

366．15 Years Earlier278

367．Unexpected Resort279

368．A Fire279

369．A Fall280

370．Little Anthony281

371．A Holiday281

372．Amercian Way of Lifev282

373．What's the Matter with You?282

374．What's the Matter?283

375．Only Men's Clothes in the Shop284

376．Poor Daddy!284

377．Driving a Car285

378．My Name Is Stonebreaker285

379．The Naughty Monkey286

380．What Are You Crying about?287

381．A Silly Rabbit288

382．My Husbands's Bones Are in the Box289

383．Do You Have Something Cheaper?290

384．It Must Be a Very Good Business291

385．In a Train Car292

386．The Coffee-pot Isn't Lost293

387．That's All She Needs293

388．The Pure Water294

389．Ditto295

390．The Priest and the Taxi-driver296

391．A Tourist297

392．Trouble with Nose and Ears298

393．Such a Musical Voice299

394．Train Yourself to Be Patient300

395．The Lawyer's Trick301

396．Sock Exchange302

397．Have a Bath302

398．The Signature303

399．What was the Man's Crime?303

400．Old Master304

401．A Strange Will305

402．A 650-pound Cook306

403．Fire!Fire!307

404．The Absent-minded Professor308

405．The King and His Bag of Gold309

406．Nothing to It310

407．Flattery311

408．Waiting to Make a Phone Call312

409．Something Must Be Right312

410．I Used to Be like You313

411．Anybody Loses a Half-dollar?313

412．Please Identify Yourself314

413．Wait Until315

414．The Sad Clown315

415．A Good Friend317

416．Only One Honest Way317

417．What Happened to His Grandfather?318

418．Tit for Tat319

419．A Silly Boy320

420．Use Your"And"321

421．I Cannot Remember Anything322

422．Sold Out323

423．I Have Faith in the Lord324

424．Can You Figure It Out?325

425．The Effect326

426．Singing or Crack?327

427．Such a Forgetful Couple328

428．A Handwriting Expert329

429．Spread Flour on a Rope330

430．The Man of Great Importance332

431．The New World333

432．Oh,That Garden!336

433．A Broken Vase339

Key to Exercises342